Monday, September 29, 2008
Post No.24
ok, today i'll start my day FROM the start of recess (special huh :P)
i brought my "baby" down to canteen, only to find out that the outside world a baby face is DANGEROUS. I WAS LIKE BRINGING MY SS TEXTBOOK DOWN, CAUSE I WANT TO ASK RAFI HOW TO STUDY FOR ASEAN AND HE'S ON MC, and i bring them to canteen. My paper almost kena crushed thanks to kenneth, it was almost kena wet thanks to david chua, and it got rolled up thanks to me.
Here's a solution to this problem - Don't ever bring your books down to canteen. (You know which group i'm referring to huh)
Next, i happily walked up the stairs to slack and wait for mavis to take DnT textbook and pencil case down. You can imagine my mood, how delighted and hyper I was while going down. Here's the suey-ness - I walked past the boys toilet at 2nd floor, so i can walk towards DnT room (as if i want to). Suddenly, to my dismay (horror), i saw Mr Imran walking out of the boys toilet.
Something very wrong with this picture:
1. Doesn't teacher have their teachers toilet that are way more sparkly than ours?
2. Why he would just "pop out" right after me and Mavis walked past the toilet, can't he do it earlier or later?
At this point of time, he suddenly said, in a normal (like how i usually talk, sort of happy looking [kao]) "Melvin, you're down for detention today; give me your ez-link card (with the commanding face and the hand stretching out). You didn't go for the lesson on saturday and you owed me one detention." I took out the card almost immediately, and as i was standing in front of him, i passed my EZ-link card back. This thought went through my mind "I think i should just act like I am giving the card to him guai-ly. As he is going to take my card, i'll purposely dropped it to the floor, making him kneel down in front of me. Can act class still." BUT I DIDN'T! How i regretted it.
Just imagine - You're happily walking when suddenly you see your nemesis telling you to go for detention. Your mood changes from happy into solemn mood. AND THIS HAVEN'T EVEN MARK THE START OF DnT LESSON! WHICH MEANS 90mins MORE OF TIREDNESS!
What's more, he made me sound like I OWED HIM a detention. KAO! DETENTION CAN OWE DE AH? LIKE THAT CAN I RECORD IT UNDER CURRENT LIABILITIES? CAN I OWE UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH? (oops, tomorrow is the last day of the month) I PAID FOR THE MONEY, OOPS : I WAS FORCED TO PAY FOR THE COURSE IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHY CAN'T I CHOOSE WHEN I WANT TO GO FOR THE LESSON? THE MONEY IS MINE, THE LOSS IS MINE, I DIDN'T REGRET IT, SO WHY MUST YOU FORCE ME TO PAY MONEY AND GO?
Yes, I DON'T deny that the school have subsidize a lot of $$ for us. BUT THINK, WHO's THE ONE PAYING THE MOST $? And if that's really the implication, FOR FUCK ASK US TO PAY MONEY? CANCEL THE COURSE LA! I AIN'T EVEN INTERESTED IN THE FIRST PLACE! I WASN'T EVEN INTERESTED IN DnT RIGHT FROM THE START! IF not because i wanted to protect my "allowance" by Her Majesty of taking up Accounting. So, you think DnT is applicable to EVERYONE taking DnT? Let me tell you, NO.
So i slept throughout the whole 90mins, occasionally doing a bit of worksheets. One of the worksheets which he go through, even writing down the answers on board, i only wrote 7 words, those main points, and i didn't even pass up. I just took the paper back and dumped it into the rubbish bin. Bye paper, sorry for wasting you, i promise to save more papers of other subjects from now on. Oops! i've ALREADY been saving paper if not because of my mood.
After School, Geog OPEN BOOK test. I have no comments on that. I couldn't even PREDICT how much i'll get, and i'm not interested to know. As i know it wouldn't be good marks that are up to my expectation.
So i went for my Detention. As i stepped in the haunted house, Mr Goh said "So early ha!?" and i just replied "Sorry, but i just came back from geography test" and went to a seat. I took out my SS notes and i managed to memorize 1 paragraph.
Here are some of the funny jokes i heard inside detention room (Which is the funniest detention i ever get) :
a boy lost his handphone thanks to letting Mr Goh take it as he was down for detention
BOY : Walaoeh... YOU GO FIND MY HP LA... YOU LOST IT SIA....
GOH : Neh.. you see there, alvin taking it. You see him now hiding the handphone there.
BOY : WALAO.. you don't jiaowei can a not?
GOH : REALLY! Hor, alvin?
Someone inside : Diao.. Mr Goh so good at talking cock.
(Next Scene)
GOH : no one can ever win me in arm wrestle, anyone want challenge? Win me can go home straight. Any taker?
GOH : OK LA, you win me i give you $10 also la! Win me can go home earlier and get $10. Still no one?
Someone : OK! But i have 1 condition - You hammer your hand 1st then i challenge you!
GOH : Aiya, you go drink milk la (LOL!! I LAUGH OUT LOUD WHEN HE SAYS THIS)
Another person : EH CHER, NOW CANNOT DRINK MILK LA! The China got don't know what virus ; die how?!
LOL!! There are also many other funny parts la. But this 2 is the funniest i heard there.
Here's another scene ; not a funny one, but i think i should post this up.
Mr Lee (Lik Teck) suddenly came into the detention room, and come to my table. I was quite shocked/blur when he approached me. Suddenly he walk back to Mr Goh. I heard Nelson's name, Which i strongly assume that he THOUGHT THAT I WAS NELSON. and said something about maths to Mr Goh.
This though came to my mind "EH! YOU TEACH NELSON FOR 9 MONTHS LIAO, CAN STILL MIX HIM UP SIA! PRO LEH!!! 9 MONTHS YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT NELSON CLEARLY?"
So FINALLY i saw nelson walking in. And freddy told him : You can go home le, we already ending soon. You come for tomorrow de ba.
Before he actually let us off, he said something like : OK, i going home now. All come take your EZ-link card. I'm thinking : waa.. mr goh today suddenly so random and funny, even go home also up to his mood.
So i went out of detention HAPPILY (I AIN'T KIDDING! I WAS REALLY HAPPY FOR GOING TODAY's DETENTION!)
1) I finally gets to see a FUN detention.
2) I didn't know Mr Goh can be so random and funny, also very jiaowei! I'm starting to like him sia. He is so different from his usual self of being strict.
3) I've learnt a paragraph of SS and memorized it.
4) I've been enlightened of my incident with DnT.
I've decided - To TAHAN DnT all the way until the end of exams. After i get back my results, i will (considering) ask the teacher to see if i can drop DnT.
To think that i see amanda being so happy after dropping Art, as the 3 period was FREE PERIOD, and i compare to my pitiful state of being inside the DnT room ROTTING, i think i had better off drop it.
So i went to study with mavis and LG, and we "studied" (i can't find a better word to replace it).
Then at night, i went home. Here i am, chatting with SP while blogging.
--End of Rants-- (Sorry if i've bored you guys out. But i think i need to vent my anger on DnT here.)
♥ written in ink,
last posted ; 9:43 PM
